A vegetarian shark sounds kinda like a vegetarian vampire in that when you take away the snapping jaws and blood in the water, much of what makes either of them compelling rapidly vanishes as well.
Yes, a vegetarian shark is probably more fun to swim with, but picture what Shark Week would be like if the programming was interspersed with footage of our fierce, ocean-dwelling friends laying the hell into a Factory Salad at the Cheesecake Factory instead of some unsuspecting, docile fish. For some reason, a
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